Goodness, this is indeed laughable coming from the commissioner. You've nailed every point about their imaginary "ToS", which is something I have never heard a commissioner have before. That is equivalent to me going to a store, canceling what I was about to buy, and telling the cashier, "Hey, don't let anybody buy that ok? If they do, I'm calling the police because they're stealing it."
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to lunch with my boss, the CEO of Microsoft. I promised I'll pay his way since he's short on cash today.
